Butt of the joke nevermore!
This is it. Forget about the common conception that everything to do with your backside is somehow taboo and disgusting. It really isn't. Right then: Your behind deserves so much better – and we are here to ensure sparkly cheeks and everything in between! After all – it is just as much part of your body as all the other bits you painstakingly care for. Your bum is not a bummer and deserves well-rounded respect.
Other countries are well aware of that fact already – and they use bidets! Great idea, don't you think? After all, there is nothing better than a thorough rinse with water to keep your nether regions squeaky clean. A good idea for you and for the environment. Even more so, than you might think right now!
And we can offer you even more: How about our toilet stool that will make every dump a real treat. We've called it our Ottomann.
Find out everything you need to know about the most natural and best clean slate solution for your preposterous fundament right here, and how "it" really slips right out with our toilet stool! Give it a try and experience an entirely new and squeaky clean "oooohhhh that's nice" feeling. Clean and easy for a feel-good experience! Once you've tried it, you'll never want your "down there" feel any other way again – we are sure of that.
Your butt is not the back of beyond
The fact that you don't really see your behind in the mirror that much, doesn't mean you should ignore its existence. After all, your keister (who ever came up with THAT name?) makes sure you sit comfortably wherever you go.
We think: It deserves a lot more than daily chastisement with more or less coarse paper! Lest we forget: too enthusiastic wiping can result in tiny injuries from rough fibers. These, in turn, are a perfect breeding ground for nasty bacteria that can easily cause itching, inflammation and a horrible "ring of fire". Anyone, who has ever had issues with their derrière can vouch for the fact that it is definitely a pain in the ass and hell on Earth!
The question then is: why don't you treat your backside with the respect it deserves? With fresh, clean water from the popotti bidet that couldn't be gentler. And our ingenious toilet stool will additionally make your daily trot to the pot easier than ever!
With all that in mind, and thinking of your own health and that of our environment, you should definitely bring your hindquarters to the forefront from now on.
Your benefits – everything else is – well: shit.
Healthier.
Everything that impacts on the health of your nether regions is as horrid as it sounds: Excema, fungal infections, open sores or itching are all super nasty. And once your soft skin has gone down the toilet, excessive use of paper will only make things worse. Enjoy relief or complete prevention with the gentle water from the popotti bidet – it's like a kiss on the cheeks.
Plus, the comfy toilet stool will let you lay the pipe in complete bliss. It basically makes you squat, which doesn't bend the intestine out of shape. Letting it rip will be much easier – and therefore healthier!
Less paper.
In Germany alone, every single person uses an average of 134 rolls of toilet paper per year*. That causes a ripple effect of problems around the world – and not just because of the 270,000 trees felled every single day to produce paper. The environment is put under stress by the huge amounts of water, energy, chemicals and plastic packaging used in the manufacturing process.
The popotti bidet, on the other hand, will have you using just a few milliliters of water for a perfectly clean fanny.
Clean environment.
Our sewage plants are miracle works. They can truly say: We get shit done! But: our top-quality waste water recycling systems are very expensive to run, super complicated and need extreme amounts of energy and natural resources.
It doesn't take a genius to understand<: Reducing the load of industrially manufactured toilet paper on your waste water means that clean water can be returned to the cycle faster. No shit!
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So what is an "Oooohhhh face"?
Feel like a little adventure? It truly is life-changing, when cleanliness meets fun after a – sometimes not that easy – dump in lumps. That is exactly how you feel after you use your popotti bidet for the very first time. Your other end will no doubt make the famous "Oooohhhh face"!
Because when the water from the popotti bidet tickles your bottom for the very first time, the feeling is pretty unusual, to say the least, and will definitely give you a little giggle. There's been countless surprised whoops emanating from the washrooms in this country, closely followed by an excited "Oooohhhh!".
That stool knows its shit.
Are you still sitting on the toilet – or are you squatting already? Squatting is the much healthier and more natural way to "go". The reason? When your feet are off the ground, i.e. planted on our toilet stool, your body will automatically correct the quite unnatural sitting posture and will assume the recommended angle of 35 degrees. This will effectively prevent kinks in your lower intestine: You can let go of everything that doesn't pay rent much faster and easier. Have a squat and try it!
And what does it look like then?
How your bidet (shower WC) looks like when it's mounted you can see here. The T-piece adapter needs to go between your water connection and flushing tank. Make sure the water is turned off during installation.
The hose between your water connection and your shower WC is approximately 70 cm long. Should you require a longer hose, hit us up. We can make any length up to 3 meters for you.
Perfect fit!
It's all in the wrist.
You've probably sussed it already: You are fully in control of your popotti bidet via the turning knob on the side of the toilet. With it, you choose the jets and how much of an Oooohhhh face you would like to make.
Jets all set.
The popotti bidet doesn't just clean. It is also very hygienic. It comes with a self-cleaning function to keep the jets sparkly clean. Isn't that super practical?!?
Easy to install.
You need to go? There is still plenty of time to install your popotti bidet once and for all in just a few moments. The mounting plates move to make it incredibly easy to get your popotti bidet in position and ready to shoot when you are.