This is it. Forget about the common conception that everything to do with your backside is somehow taboo and disgusting. It really isn't. Right then: Your behind deserves so much better – and we are here to ensure sparkly cheeks and everything in between! After all – it is just as much part of your body as all the other bits you painstakingly care for. Your bum is not a bummer and deserves well-rounded respect.
Other countries are well aware of that fact already – and they use bidets! Great idea, don't you think? After all, there is nothing better than a thorough rinse with water to keep your nether regions squeaky clean. A good idea for you and for the environment. Even more so, than you might think right now!
And we can offer you even more: How about our toilet stool that will make every dump a real treat. We've called it our Ottomann.
Find out everything you need to know about the most natural and best clean slate solution for your preposterous fundament right here, and how "it" really slips right out with our toilet stool! Give it a try and experience an entirely new and squeaky clean "oooohhhh that's nice" feeling. Clean and easy for a feel-good experience! Once you've tried it, you'll never want your "down there" feel any other way again – we are sure of that.
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The fact that you can't see your bottom without a mirror is no reason to treat it like the worst! After all, it's your bottom (finally a name that does it justice) that guarantees that you're always comfortable wherever you go.
We think so: It deserves much more than a daily rubdown with paper! After all, toilet paper with its coarse fibers can cause tiny injuries. Bacteria can quickly slip through them, often causing burning, itching or inflammation. And anyone who has ever had a bottom problem knows that this pain can be a real pain in the butt and hell on earth!
Why not treat your precious bottom the way it really deserves: with clear water from the popotti bidet, which couldn't be gentler. In addition, our toilet stool makes it easier for you to go to the toilet every day - in the truest sense of the word!
So if you're thinking ahead about yourself, your health and our environment, then put your bottom first from now on.
The fact that you can't see your bottom without a mirror is no reason to treat it like the worst! After all, it's your bottom (finally a name that does it justice) that guarantees that you're always comfortable wherever you go.
We think so: It deserves much more than a daily rubdown with paper! After all, toilet paper with its coarse fibers can cause tiny injuries. Bacteria can quickly slip through them, often causing burning, itching or inflammation. And anyone who has ever had a bottom problem knows that this pain can be a real pain in the butt and hell on earth!
Why not treat your precious bottom the way it really deserves: with clear water from the popotti bidet, which couldn't be gentler. In addition, our toilet stool makes it easier for you to go to the toilet every day - in the truest sense of the word!
So if you're thinking ahead about yourself, your health and our environment, then put your bottom first from now on.
Are you still sitting on the toilet – or are you squatting already? Squatting is the much healthier and more natural way to "go". The reason? When your feet are off the ground, i.e. planted on our toilet stool, your body will automatically correct the quite unnatural sitting posture and will assume the recommended angle of 35 degrees. This will effectively prevent kinks in your lower intestine: You can let go of everything that doesn't pay rent much faster and easier. Have a squat and try it!
Anything but shitty. The smart choice for your body and the environment! For a better bottom, easier bowel movements and environmentally friendly paper savings.
Anything that can make your bottom sick is as nasty as it sounds: eczema, fungal infections, sores or itching are extremely unpleasant. And once the delicate skin is fucked up, toilet paper makes it even worse. You can alleviate or prevent this with gentle water from the popotti bidet.
On top of that, you can add a relaxed pooping experience with the toilet stool. Because it allows you to squat and doesn't bend the urine.
We Germans use an average of 134 rolls of toilet paper per person per year. This causes many problems worldwide - not only because of the 270,000 trees that are felled every day for paper. Large quantities of water, energy, chemicals and plastic packaging also pollute the environment during production.
To keep your bottom clean with the popotti bidet, on the other hand, you only need a few milliliters of water.
Our wastewater treatment plants are marvels. They can really say of themselves: We get shit done! However, our high-quality wastewater treatment in this country is quite costly, complicated and requires a lot of energy and resources.
This quickly makes it clear: the less you pollute your wastewater with industrially produced toilet paper, the faster clean water can be returned to the cycle. Logo, right?
Feel like a little adventure? It truly is life-changing, when cleanliness meets fun after a – sometimes not that easy – dump in lumps. That is exactly how you feel after you use your popotti bidet for the very first time. Your other end will no doubt make the famous "Oooohhhh face"!
Because when the water from the popotti bidet tickles your bottom for the very first time, the feeling is pretty unusual, to say the least, and will definitely give you a little giggle. There's been countless surprised whoops emanating from the washrooms in this country, closely followed by an excited "Oooohhhh!".
Real pooping humans who love our products.
The hose between your water connection and your shower WC is approximately 70 cm long. Should you require a longer hose, hit us up. We can make any length up to 3 meters for you.
How your bidet (shower WC) looks like when it's mounted you can see here. The T-piece adapter needs to go between your water connection and flushing tank. Make sure the water is turned off during installation.
How your bidet (shower WC) looks like when it's mounted you can see here. The T-piece adapter needs to go between your water connection and flushing tank. Make sure the water is turned off during installation.
The hose between your water connection and your shower WC is approximately 70 cm long. Should you require a longer hose, hit us up. We can make any length up to 3 meters for you.
A popotti bidet is not witchcraft, but rather an easy thing to use. And if you do have more questions than we can answer here, we are of course here for you. Just drop us a line via email, Facebook or Instagram!
Get the hang of it.
You've already guessed it: you are the helmsman or helmswoman of your popotti bidet using the rotary knob on the side. This allows you to select the nozzles and how much Ohhh-Face you want.
The nozzle itself.
The popotti bidet doesn't just clean. It is also pretty clean itself. With its self-cleaning function, it always keeps its nozzles meticulously clean. That's mega-practical.
Simple assembly.
Need to go? Then you still have time to install your popotti bidet once and for all in no time at all. The movable mounting plates make it really easy to get ready for use quickly and safely.
Our mission is a simple one: We're not butt-ering you up – we are giving you a good ass-kicking instead! So that you will keep your keister clean and our environment a little happier. All ends are well, when they are cleaned well – with the popotti bidet and our Ottomann toilet stool. We are not selling you crap – that's for sure.
